Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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