Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Found the puke drawer
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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