she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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