last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Welp...herpes.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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