I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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