So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Mom said you looked used
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Your penis caused this!
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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