i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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