how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I enjoy the company of your penis
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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