If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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