just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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