I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
