Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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