thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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