he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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