You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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