You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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