Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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