She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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