When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Everclear isn't food dammit
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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