is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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