Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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