How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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