Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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