i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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