hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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