East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
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I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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