i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.