Sry I called you an 8
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep