I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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