is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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