theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My dick has a subreddit
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Randomize
