I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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