Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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