there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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