oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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