The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
lets start a swedish sibling band together
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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