He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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