And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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