There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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