she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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