I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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