Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
21 People Confess Their Craziest Online Dating Experience
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised