I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.