Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Randomize
