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YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby

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(133): YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby http://tfl.nu/m0vf

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i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"

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(772): i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?" http://tfl.nu/6u9j

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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom

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(847): she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom http://tfl.nu/dcxm

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WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!

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I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.

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I love tequila.

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(902): WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?! (1-902): I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey. (1-902): I love tequila. http://tfl.nu/s92h

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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work

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(716): hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work http://tfl.nu/rvok

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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8

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(719): Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8 http://tfl.nu/2x9k

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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why

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(507): I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why http://tfl.nu/wixc

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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.

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(870): Either way, he made a blog for his cat. http://tfl.nu/y9xq

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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".

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(404): Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth". http://tfl.nu/9ke1

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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.

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(845): I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break. http://tfl.nu/bwgw

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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?

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(571): Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today? http://tfl.nu/1p94

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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity

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(423): Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity http://tfl.nu/dliq

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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed

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(+44): Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed http://tfl.nu/9jww

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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x

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(503): I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x http://tfl.nu/uq2x

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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?

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(712): Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow? http://tfl.nu/ikca

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