Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong

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(847): View more from Illinois

she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides

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(618): View more from Illinois

apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.

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(515): View more from Iowa

RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..

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(360): View more from Washington

Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY

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(540): View more from Virginia

Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.

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(941): View more from Florida

She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.

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(831): View more from California

Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.

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