Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.

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(585): View more from New York

This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....

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(613): View more from Ontario

i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer

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(516): View more from New York

id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though

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(716): View more from New York

come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!

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(708): View more from Illinois

My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!

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(937): View more from Ohio

Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.

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(818): View more from California

I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.

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