My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just pee around me
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.