I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.