Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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