fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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