dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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