Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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