is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just cut my nipple shaving
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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