I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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