? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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