Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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