How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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