my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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