i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Randomize
