I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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Bring me that man meat
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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