check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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