btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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