i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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