i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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