i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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