How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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